Modern Family

This is the story of three families Jay and Gloria are newly wed Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. And this must be your dad. Actually, no. I'm her husband Don't be fooled by the eh....Give me a second here. Mitchell and Cameron are proud new parents Look at that baby with those cream puffs This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us, cream puffs And you know what, to all of you who judge Shame on you What? She's got the cream puffs Phil and Claire have the traditional family I'm the cool dad I know all the dances in High School Musical No matter how different they are We're here! Coming in! Don't worry, dad. Nothing gay going on here. They're one big happy family Oh beautiful dress Oh, thak you Pheel! OK, Phil. She said Phil, Not "Feel"