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Poopin 2.0

"It would have better that the contraption had killed its inventor before he launched it under humanity´s buttocks."

Ciao, what's up yo!

Welcome to pooping two point nought,

I'm Sean, your pooping host, and today

we need to talk about some poop.

I remember last year,

when I made this video, I was like

I can't stand like talking about poop

Specially girls talking about their poop, that grosses me out, and yadda, yadda, yadda, ..

That is no longer the case

I have like fully embraced the poop talk because It has to be done

People are afraid to like you know share their feelings about their poop,

to talk about their pooping

but it needs to be set because it's just dead serious

you know what I'm saying?

You do not wanna have toxic fecal material

just hanging out in your body

so can be reabsorbed to the blood stream

and increase the toxic burden on itself. You know what i'm saying?

It's not a good idea.

I consult with people every single day

and most of the time when I asked them about their poop, they say

you know I poop every two days

you know, I poop twice a week

That is not a good thing!

We need to opened up the conversation about the pooping.

You know what I mean, I'm calling for dialog today

and I'm gonna start with myself, because I have

devised much improved way to poop

and I'm gonna tell you guys all about it.

First thing thou I need you to tell you about

our modern toilet.

Our modern toilet is far from ideal.

Did you know that our toilet was actually designed

and first made by a guy who made watches?

And than it was improved upon by cabinet maker.

Two guys who had no idea about physiology

They had no idea about how the bowel worked or what not.

Let's think about this,

how were people pooping before we had the toilet,

how do people in like other countries like

China and South America, how do they poop?

They squat!

They squat all the way down, I'm not talking

about like a bar-bell squat,

when you get thighs parallel to the floor,

I'm talking about your butt going in between your heels and getting down to the floor.

That is the proper way to poop.

Your abdominal organs and your bowels are completely supported what not.

You pushing in and everything supposed to flow out.

But when you sit on modern toilet, you no longer have that support anymore.

And this is why people sitting there grunting, you know what I'm saying.

You holding on and stuff you're leaning forward,

because we are not pooping correctly.

This is why we have hemorrhoids, this why we have bowel cancer and what not.

If you look at like American Indians, they didn't have hemorrhoids, why?

Because they pooped right.

If you look at traditional African society,

they did not have bowel cancer, why?

Because they were pooping the right way.

We need to get back to pooping the right way.

Now when you pooping on the modern toilet,

there is two places where bowel problems start the most.

It's the cecum and than you've got sigmoid.

And these are two places when the bowel

that are unsupported when you sit on a normal moder toilet.

And is it just coincident are these spots

where people have the most problems?

Absolutely not.

We can also get ileocecal valve dysfunction by using a normal toilet.

And what that is, is that like a door.

This valve is like a door that separates your small intestines from your colon.

So things what supposed to pass through, but they're not supposed to be able to pass back.

But since ileocecal valve isn't supported

when we're pooping on a modern toilet,

that valve get to blown out and when the valve gets blown out,

than the bad bacterias start to make their way back to the small intestine,

where they're not supposed to be reobsorb in to the blood stream

and increase the toxic load on the body.

You definitely don't want that.

You're also gonna get incomplete elimination

and everybody knows what that's like.

We're sitting on toilet, we can't get it all out and you're wiping for ten days.

You know what I'm saying? So we need to get back to pooping properly.

So, I'm gonna go to my bathroom right now

and show you how Sean gets down,

how Sean drops off the Cosby kids, check it out!

All right, check it out yo,

we're behind the scenes right now in the

underground wellness pooper and I'm gonna show you what pooping 2.0 is all about.

Check it yo.

First of all, of course you wanna put your stuff down, but I can't quite do that on youtube.

And you want to assume the position, and this is how everybody else does it.

We are not quite in physiologically friendly position what not.

But think about this, when you're having a hard time dropping bombs,

what position you take?

You do one of these right here,

you propably getting your grunt on what not, making some noises

But check this out!

The poop box has arrived.

This is how I do it now, this is the new version of pooping.

Put your feet up on a top, now check it out,

I'm in a squat position, I've got my butt pretty much in between my feet.

And what you wanna do, because you don't want to pee all over your poop box, If you're a guy.

You wanna make sure, you hold your stuff down.

Because If you don't, you might have an accident

and you give it one good push

and you can whoosh, complete elimination

I'm talking about from tip to tip.

If you guys have ever seen a kid come out from the end of a water slide,

that's exactly what I'm talking about and there is no splash at all.

But the best part about this, very little clean up.

Check this out yo, I have the same roll of toilet paper in my bathroom for at least last month.

So I've actually got little bit of dust on it If you guys don't mind.

So of course, I'll rip and I'll do my thing, right?

Everybody looks at their toilet paper, If you say you do not look at your toilet paper, you're lying.

When I look at my toilet paper, usually nothing on there.

Because I get a clean break, there is no need for all that wiping what not for 15 minutes, right?

And that's how it's done. Nice and clean, nice and easy.

Physiologically friendly and that's pooping 2.0 all for you and don't forget to flush.

Peace!