Good evening to everyone!
This Sunday, to celebrate Pope Benedict XVI's lighting-quick visit...
...to the city of Barcelona.
We good people would like to give him lip-service.
But since Pope Bene-Bene-dictus XVI...
...is going to fly through here so fast that we won't even have time to kiss his ring (MWAH)...
or call him by his nickname...Popey, Popey.
We've decided: WE'LL HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!
Come and celebrate the QUEER. KISSING. FLASHMOB.
Because what's more Christian than love? (AH...)
Hey, this part's important. If we want to give create a worthy environment for the smooching...
...we're gonna have to do it like that old Los Bravos song:
Girls, find a girl and get your smooch on.
Boys, find a boy and get your French on.
Trans and queer folks of the world, get your kiss on!
Kisses between two people, three people, five people, and ten.
This Sunday, at 9 AM...
...come and kiss your heart out in front of Pope Bene-bene-dictus XVI in the Cathedral Square.
Who knows--maybe he'll get inspired and have a snog, too!
You know he wants to.
Hey you, altar boy, come over here! Come over here...
...we have to practice our kissing!
November 7th, 2010. 9 AM. Cathedral Square (Plaça de la Catedral). It's time to kiss!
No signs, no flags, no shouting, no slogans. KISSES ONLY.
Sincere thanks to Palomino.