Ehrensenf December 14 2006

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Duration: 3 minutes and 45 seconds

Country: Germany

Language: German

License: dotSUB Commercial

Genre: Public Service Announcement

Producer: News

Director: Ehrensenf

Posted by: rocketboom on Dec 14, 2006

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I don't know why everyone is so upset about what Beck said.
It is not like he said it to a women.
Bad beginner's mistake by Kurt Beck. During an election campaign he accidently said what he really thinks.
He suggested to a protesting unemployed person that if he only would clean up and shave
He would then be able to get a job in three weeks.
On the other hand: He should be able to get a job as Santa Claus in 10 days if he doesn't
Naturally, Kurt Beck is now trying to exercise damage control.
He'd like us to believe that he only said what he did with the very best of intentions.
After all, with the exception of the Head of the SPD-party, jobs do not grow on trees.
It is true. These days, you can find yourself living on the streets overnight.
And only the very few understand how best to take advantage of this situation.
Among the choosen few are the street painters Manfred Stader and Edgar Müller.
They travel all around the world working as 3D-street painters.
Like here, for example, at a workshop in Hong Kong.
Fascinating, huh? The shark has got to be thinking that the people are all really real.
And in addition I also really like this superbly realistic escalator.
Which, just like the real ones, doesn't even work.
What's that you say? Your Great White Shark looks more like Moby Dick?
Even better! Then iSketch will be really fun for you.
Users of ISketch from all over the world play a type of Pictionary game
And do this based on what the individual users draw in real time
However, according to Enno, who gave us the tip, far too few Germans have yet to join in.
So, you guys, log on yourself in and draw away.
Let's see if the people at this site understand you better than your art teacher did way back when.
That's also a great spot to get to know people from other countries.
Won't work with the Japanese, however, How can you know if the guy's drawing or just started on the caption?
Of course, there is always Japanese TV, if you want to know the Japanese people better.
No, television, not television sets.
OK, of course, the Japanese also have television sets.
But you can't see anything at all on them.
At least not on this television set, which has got to be the smallest working TV set in the world
Sometimes smaller is better,
It just gets hard reading the small print of the ring tone advertisements.
Why not watch Japanese TV in the relaxed comfort of your own home?
Okay, perhaps not from the comfort of your own Porsche sofa,
But from the comfort of your own internet connection.
On Brovision. The website that has lots of videos about life in Japan.
Here you can find out everything about Geishas, real raw fish,
and even see where all those wonderful products come from, without which yours truely would not have a job.
Like the „Sushi Action Pen“. The pen where plastic sushi appears every time you push the button.
It's just like the cell phone – you can't imagine how you could have lived for so many years without one.
Ok, ok! Mixing Japanese with Sushi seems, of course, just like another stupid stereotype.
But things like that are gaining momentum from the internet. Especially through the use of search engines.
In this regard, somebody came up with a test
to search for a picture of a man and a woman each from the same country.
And you can see here which pictures were the highest ranked.
I don't even want to know how much Stoiber (Governor of Bavaria) paid for that honor.
The differences between the various people's of the Earth are illustrated in a more serious vein on this website: bzzzpeek.com.
Here you can hear for yourself the different ways children imitate all sorts of different animal sounds.
This, for example, is a German rooster crowing...
And this a Japanese one...
I agree, that probably was after the bird flu struck.
Oh, one more thing: American children not only are able to imitate animal sounds,
they can also sing a whole 'Year in Review'
Like here on JibJab. Even when you are most likely 'Year in Review' damaged,
this is one revue you do not want to miss. Have fun!
By the way, the Santa Claus I have right here comes to me from New York City.
Yes, New York - of all places, the very place where Danny and Nina will not be living much longer
But despite tough competition, we are far from giving up.
So, give it all you got. And then take another look at our website this afternoon.
You might find a couple of new announcements.
That was Ehrensenf. I am Katrin. Bye.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Hold Your Mic. Ready. Let's Go.

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