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Annotated captions of The Dictator (2012) in English

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(Obama) For over 4 decades, the people have lived under the rule of a tyrannt,

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who denies them their most basic human rights.

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The time has come, for him to step aside.

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We must keep on with the NATO mission, and bring him to justice.

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I am for free press, fair elections, and equal rights for women -

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Pffft - I can't say that.

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♪ [Beware - Punjab MC and Jay-Z]

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On your mark. Get set.

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[gunshot]

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[crowd cheering]

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[cheering]

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Supreme leader, the United Nations demands that you come to New York, and address them.

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We are going to America.

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Admiral General, welcome to New York City.

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And while you're here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State building.

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Before you, or one of your cousins, takes it down.

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Rise and shine.

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Nobody's gonna recognize you

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(dictator) No-no-no-no!

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...without this.

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Aaaaaaah!

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Is there any way you could lend me some money?

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Maybe 20 million dollars?

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I'm here to deliver my speech to the United Nations.

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Look, it's too hot for crazy.

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Aaaah!

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Come on! Come with me!

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Could you please take your hands off my breasts?

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Those are breasts?

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I thought you were a boy?

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I accept your job offer as general manager.

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We'll you can't be the manager, because I'm the manager.

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Well, I can if I kill you.

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Okay, well.

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Hey, can you take out the garbage?

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[horn honking]

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Stop that.

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Shut up, loser.

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Oh!

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Hey, hairnet. Kinda need you to hurry up. Chop chop.

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[bell rings]

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Next.

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♪ Take money, make money, this chico right here gotta eat, baby♪

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Aaaaah!

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This is the plan. We're just two ordinary American tourists.

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I love being an American.

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[speaking foreign language]

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[screaming] Out!

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