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Transcript for Fawlty Towers- communication problems (2)
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| Time | Content |
|---|---|
| 00:13 → 00:15 |
Good morning, Madam. Can I help you? |
| 00:15 → 00:17 |
Are you the manager? |
| 00:17 → 00:18 |
I am the owner, Madam. |
| 00:18 → 00:19 |
What? |
| 00:19 → 00:21 |
I am the owner |
| 00:21 → 00:22 |
I want to speak to the manager |
| 00:22 → 00:24 |
I am the manager, too |
| 00:24 → 00:25 |
What? |
| 00:25 → 00:26 |
I am the manager as well |
| 00:26 → 00:27 |
Manaher. He manaher |
| 00:29 → 00:30 |
Oh, you're Watt |
| 00:32 → 00:33 |
I'm the manager! |
| 00:33 → 00:34 |
What? |
| 00:34 → 00:35 |
I'm the manager! |
| 00:35 → 00:37 |
Yes, I know. You've just told me. What's the matter with you? |
| 00:38 → 00:39 |
Now, listen to me. |
| 00:39 → 00:41 |
I booked a room with a bath |
| 00:41 → 00:43 |
When I book a room with a bath, I expect to get a bath. |
| 00:44 → 00:45 |
You've got a bath |
| 00:45 → 00:47 |
I'm not paying £7.20p per night |
| 00:47 → 00:50 |
plus V.A.T., for a room without a bath! |
| 00:50 → 00:51 |
There is your bath. |
| 00:53 → 00:54 |
You call that a bath? |
| 00:54 → 00:56 |
It's not big enough to drown a mouse. |
| 00:56 → 00:57 |
It's disgraceful! |
| 00:58 → 01:00 |
I wish you were a mouse. I'd show you. |
| 01:01 → 01:02 |
And another thing. |
| 01:02 → 01:04 |
I asked for a room with a view. |
| 01:04 → 01:05 |
Deaf, mad, and blind. |
| 01:06 → 01:09 |
This is the view as far as I can remember, madam. |
| 01:09 → 01:10 |
Yes, yes, this is it. |
| 01:12 → 01:14 |
When I pay for a view, |
| 01:14 → 01:16 |
I expect something more interesting than that. |
| 01:16 → 01:18 |
That is Torquay, madam. |
| 01:18 → 01:19 |
That is not good enough. |
| 01:20 → 01:22 |
Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see |
| 01:22 → 01:24 |
out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? |
| 01:25 → 01:26 |
Sydney Opera House, perhaps? |
| 01:27 → 01:29 |
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? |
| 01:29 → 01:31 |
Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically... |
| 01:31 → 01:32 |
Don't be silly. |
| 01:33 → 01:35 |
I expect to be able to see the sea. |
| 01:35 → 01:36 |
You can see the sea. |
| 01:36 → 01:38 |
It's over there between the land and the sky. |
| 01:40 → 01:41 |
I need a telescope to see that. |
| 01:41 → 01:43 |
Well, may I suggest that you consider moving |
| 01:43 → 01:45 |
to a hotel closer to the sea? |
| 01:45 → 01:47 |
Or preferably in it? |
| 01:47 → 01:48 |
Right. |
| 01:48 → 01:50 |
Now, listen to me. |
| 01:50 → 01:53 |
I'm not satisfied, but I've decided to stay here. |
| 01:53 → 01:54 |
However, I shall expect a reduction. |
| 01:55 → 01:57 |
Why, because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment? |
| 01:58 → 01:59 |
Because the room is cold, |
| 02:00 → 02:01 |
the bath is too small, |
| 02:01 → 02:02 |
the view is invisible, |
| 02:02 → 02:04 |
and the radio doesn't work. |
| 02:04 → 02:05 |
No, the radio works. You don't. |
| 02:05 → 02:06 |
What? |
| 02:06 → 02:08 |
I'll see if I can fix it, you scabby old bat. |
| 02:15 → 02:17 |
I think we got something then |
| 02:17 → 02:18 |
What? |
| 02:18 → 02:19 |
I think we got something then! |
| 02:20 → 02:21 |
What are you doing? |
| 02:21 → 02:22 |
Qué? |
| 02:22 → 02:24 |
Madam, don't think me rude, but may I ask, |
| 02:24 → 02:27 |
do you by any chance have a hearing aid? |
| 02:27 → 02:28 |
A what? |
| 02:28 → 02:29 |
A hearing aid! |
| 02:29 → 02:31 |
Yes, I do have a hearing aid. |
| 02:31 → 02:33 |
Would you like me to get it mended?! |
| 02:33 → 02:35 |
Mended? It's working perfectly all right. |
| 02:35 → 02:36 |
No, it isn't! |
| 02:36 → 02:37 |
I haven't got it turned on at the moment. |
| 02:38 → 02:39 |
Why not? |
| 02:39 → 02:41 |
The battery runs down. |
| 02:41 → 02:43 |
Now, what sort of a reduction are you going to give me on this room? |
| 02:43 → 02:45 |
60% if you turn it on. |
| 02:45 → 02:46 |
What? |
| 02:46 → 02:47 |
My wife handles all such matters |
| 02:47 → 02:50 |
I'm sure she will be delighted to discuss it with you. |
| 02:50 → 02:52 |
I shall speak to her after lunch. |
| 02:52 → 02:53 |
You heard that all right, didn't you? |
| 02:53 → 02:54 |
What? |
| 02:54 → 02:55 |
Thank you so much |
| 02:55 → 02:57 |
Lunch will be served at half past 12:00 |