Animal House

Hey! Why is everyone moping around? We've only got a week until Fall Break! My teacher accused me of plagiarism! She threw the book at Otter! Plagiarism? I'll tell you when you've plagiarized! I'm the Plagiarism King! I invented Plagiarism! I've forgotten more about plagiarism then you'll ever know! I've also known him to forget his own name. Don't stop him. He's on a roll. Are you plagiarizers or pipsqueaks? Cheats or champions? I know some great websites where you can find papers. Who's got a credit card? Let's go! O.K. So if you won't cheat, you must want to know how to do it right. How to use a signal phrase and how to indicate you're using someone's exact words. How to create a works cited page. Huh? When you cite the page number, don't use a "pg" abbreviation. Don't put a comma between the author's last name and the page number. But Bluto, I really like that "pg" abbreviation. I really like that comma! Well, that's tough! It's wrong! You'll have to live without your little comma! You'll have to live without your "pg" abbreviation!