Transcript for My predictions for 2010

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Happy new year, slaves and welcome to another sedition of

It's the End of the World as We Know it and I Feel Fine.

The latest game for your Wii remote control.

Hey, cut that out.

I am your host, the Stimulator

and speaking of remote controls, seems

the United Snakes is gearing up for another proxy war

this time in South America.

As we reported last year, the man your mamma calls Obama

signed a deal with Columbia, that will give

the US access to 7 military bases

to supposedly fight the "war on drugs"

Well the irony of this of course is

that this money which is in the billions is coming from your country.

You see, you are the major purchaser of our

national product, which is, of course, cocaina, cocaine.

On one hand, you're saying that the United States government

is spending millions of dollars to eliminate the flow

of drugs onto our streets

At the same time, we are doing business with

the very same government that is flooding our streets with cocaine.

But, late last year