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Posted by: stimulator on Nov 22, 2009

http://submedia.tv/stimulator/2009/11/20/the-stimulator-vs-alex-jones This Week: 1. Food Fight 2. No Deal for the planet 3. Hacking civilization 4. Running on empty 5. Greek Pre-Lube 6. Anarchy in the UK 7. The Stimulator VS Alex Jones

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This episode of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine' was made possible by contributions from slaves like you.
Spank you very much.
"This is our world now, the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud."
"We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias."
"You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and make us believe it's for our own good,
yet we are the criminals."
"Yes, I am a criminal."
"My crime is that of curiousity."
"I am a hacker and this is my manifesto."
"Ah? Right? Manifesto?"
"You may stop me but you can't stop us all."
"Now that's cool."
♫It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine♫
Gooooood morning slaves
and welcome to another sedition of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine.'
The show where hacking is not for breakfast anymore.
"He likes it! Hey Mikey!"
I am your host the stimulator and if you enjoy a good healthy bowl of cereal,
I suggest you start growing your own.
The man your mama calls Obama recently nominated Islam Siddiqui
to the post of Chief Agricultural Negotiator.
Saddiqui is currently a Vice President at CropLife America,
a lobbying junta that represents those franken food fuckers at Monsanto.
If this creepy looking cousin fucker gets the gig,
that would mean that the entire food overseeing aparatus of the United Snakes of America
will be handled by Monsanto lackeys.
You might remember that the FDA recently announced that Michael Taylor,
a former Monsanto executive, had joined the agency as a Senior Adviser to the Commissioner...
...whatever the fuck that means.
And just weeks after clinching the election, our new Commander in Shit
appointed that Monsanto puppet Tom Vilsack to head the Agriculture Department.
But Obama could give a flying fuck if your food is being made into fuel to run military tanks
or if your cornflakes are spiked with jellyfish DNA
"He likes it!"
After all he's got Michelle tending to a sweet sweet organic garden on the White House lawn- paid for by you.
Buuuut those yummy veggies won't do to well if runaway climate change is not kept in check.
Obama has been working hard to hammer out a deal that will curb carbon emissions to save us all from imminent ecological collapse.
"hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
On the run up to climate negotiations in Copenhagen,
World Leaders met in Singapore where it was revealed that there will be no motherfuckin climate deal.
I'd like to see how Alex Jones and his cadre of Exxon funded climate change deniers tackle that one.
"Submit to us and our Divine Will!!! We're geniuses!!!!"
But more on Climate Change deniers after the break.
Yep, our so called rulers have pretty much sealed the deal for humanity
and the rest of the ecosphere.
I hope you all like living in Venus.
But wait, there's one last hope...
"Hackers of the world unite!"
"We know that cyber intruders have probed our electrical grid,
and that in other countries, cyber attacks have plunged entire cities into darkness."
The show Shitty Minutes recently reported that hackers had broken into the highly secured computer networks of the US government.
"Some unknown foreign power, and honestly we don't know who it is,
broke in to the department of defense, the department of state, the department of commerce."
"Probably the department of energy, probably NASA..."
Hackers could single handedly stop this machine we call Civilization.
If you don't believe me, listen to this.
"What happens when the attacker is not attempting to steal money,
but to destroy the process that accounts for money?"
"That's the real issue that we have to worry about."
"To destroy the records..."
"It's all record keeping. It's accountability of the wealth,
and the movement of that money through the system that has to be reconciled at the speed of light."
"So if you impact, contaminate, or destroy the data
you couldn't have reconciliation and you could have a cascading impact on the banking system."
"Could you describe the consequences?"
"If everyone goes down to take the money out and it's not there,
that's the issue. Since banking relies on confidence, what happens when you destroy confidence?"
As my buddy Vlad once told me, the one thing that keeps our stupid reality going is faith in the system.
If people lose their confidence the whole thing goes to shit.
I know that most people out there will be shocked at the suggestion that our economic system needs to be destroyed,
but the reality is you can't eat money, you can't drink money,
and when you look at the core of our motherfucking global clusterfucks
money is at the center of it.
I'm not trying to oversimplify any analysis of the ills of the world,
but if I had the choice of which domino I'd knock out first
money would be it. But if hackers fail to deliver,
peak oil is right behind them.
An anonymous whistle blower and the International Energy Agency stated that:
"The world is much closer to running out of oil than official estimates admit."
Once again the puppet masters don't want the slave to revolt,
and news of impending oil shortages could wreak havoc on our already weak system.
Buuuut there are some folks who are impatient and want to get things moving.
In Greece thousands took to the street to commemorate the 1973 Athens Polytechnic uprising,
a student street battle that set the stage for the overthrow of the ruling military regime.
To honor the lives of their brave comrades, anarchists clashed with police
in what some are calling a pre-cursor to the anniversary of last years Greek Rebellion.
'Remember, remember, the 6th of December.'
♫ Right Now ♫
♫ HAHAHAHA ♫
♫ I am an Antichrist ♫
♫ I am an Anarchist ♫
♫ Don't know what I want but I know how to get it ♫
♫ I wanna destroy the passer by cos ♫
♫ I wanna be anarchy ♫
♫ No dogs body ♫
♫ Anarchy for the UK ♫
♫ Is coming sometime and maybe ♫
♫ I give a wrong time stop a traffic line ♫
♫ Your future dream is a shopping scheme ♫
♫ Coz I, I wanna be anarchy! ♫
♫ In the city! ♫
Without fail, every time i mention Man Made Climate Change on my show,
I'll get one or two comments from viewers that go something like this:
'Global Warming is a tool of the global elite
to pass a carbon tax to enslave humanity, and when the lizards come...'
Blah, blah, motherfucking blah.
It might seem that I'm making fun of you, but I'm not.
Well... maybe a little.
But no one is born knowing everything.
And I want you all to know that I wish nothing but the best for my motherfucking viewers.
So this is why I will take the next few minutes to debunk
one of the claims that many of my viewers have made about Climate Change over the years.
The notion that a Global Elite invented the problem of Man Made Climate Change
in order to institute a global carbon tax, therefore creating a one world government
was popularized by that fat fucking radio talk show host Alex Jones.
Now before I mince this argument to shreds
let me se the record straight on Mr. Jones.
Alex Jones is an irresponsible piece of shit and merchant of fear,
who has gotten rich by telling fairy tales to scared Americans
and selling them useless pieces of metal as their salvation to the coming Armageddon.
I've been hearing the global warming hoax and tax bit since the era of George W. Douche.
Now according to Jones and his ilk, Bush is part of the Global Elite,
through the lineage of his family and associations with the Skull and Bones Fraternity.
And to top it off W's Daddy repeatedly used the term 'New World Order.'
You with me so far?
If you were paying attention during the reign of King George you will know
that W went farther than any other so called elite to deny and silence anyone in his government
who would sound the alarm on Global Warming.
Just ask NASA scientist James Hansen...
"After my talk at AGU I was told that I had to have prior approval
to speak to the media. For a few days I followed
that procedure and they disallowed me to speak to national public radio for example,
and they sent a substitute instead of me."
Now why would Bush try so hard to silence Hansen?
Isn't Global Warming part of their big plan?
Maybe bush was fucking with us. You know, messing with our minds?
"AHHHHH"
"What are you doin man?!"
"Sometimes that helps man..."
But that wasn't his style. That dumb motherfucker
was pretty straight forward about what he wanted to do-
hook his buddies up in the oil and military industries.
Exxon and the Oil Lobby are the main funders of the Anti-Global Warming disinformation campaign.
And it's pretty obvious why. The crack that they push on us
is the main producer of CO2, which has been attributed as the leading cause
for carbon emissions. But anti-elite Alex Jones himself
uses the same language as the Competitive Enterprise Institute,
a think tank funded by Exxon that launched a campaign against Global Warming.
"They claim that CO2, which plants breathe, was killing the earth..."
'And as for carbon dioxide, it isn't smog or smoke,
it's what we breathe out and plants breathe in.'
Wellllll fish breathe water, but I wouldn't want millions of gallons of it on my street.
Know what I'm saying?
By now you are probably thinking 'what the fuck does this have to do with Obama?'
After all, he's the new puppet of the Global Elite, and indeed he is,
but the reality is that taxing corporations for their emissions is not good for business,
and Obama is beholden to the Coal Lobby, who would lose big money if they had
to pay for the CO2 they had to put into the atmosphere.
So far under Obama no Carbon Taxes have been passed, and no deal is
expected to go through during the Copenhagen talks this December.
So it doesn't matter if it's the Republicans or Democrats, Global Warming is not convenient for them.
Remember that the US took a big old shit on the Kyoto Protocol,
and guess who the US sent to lead those talks... Mr. Global Warming himself, Al Gore.
Soooo what I'm saying is this- the world is not that simple my fellow slaves.
Yes there are elites whose prime directive is more power and control,
But trying to explain our dire state of affairs by blaming a few white men who meet in dark rooms
is retarded. Thousands of scientists and experts
have concluded that Human Produced Carbon Emissions are warming the climate,
and humans are destroying the planet by over-fishing,
polluting our rivers, lakes and oceans,
cutting down the forests, mining for gold, and the list goes on...
Yes there are elites and they must be stopped. But we need
to stop kidding ourselves and thinking that they are these almighty eyes in the sky,
that see and know everything. The elites
I'm talking about look more like multinational corporations
who control banks and the military; who destroy ecosystems
for profit, and who love more than anything to see us fight amongst ourselves.
These corporations are made of human beings just like you and me,
and they can be defeated. But the first step
in destroying them for us to stop being afraid.
As I said before, our leaders have already failed to take action to save what's left
of our planet, and we continue to obey them like good little servants.
Now are we going to go on like this? Or are we going to ignite the Global Slave Revolt?
And that above does it for this sedition of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine.'
I'd like to thank the following slaves for their support in making this show happen:
Jason Christopher AMBER Paolo Fatima Dorothy Steffen Cameron
Christopher Flyn Amanda Stephen patrick Rodney Geoffrey Justin
Will Jose Caleb Christopher Eduardo Mark Charlene Robert
John William Matthew Edwin Nicholas Sammeka Paolo Gayle Alfonso Gwyn Vincent and Charles
Pratella.
I also want to let you know that my good friends over at The Dominion
have released their yearly Special Edition. This time it's all about the Olympics.
Just go to 'DOMINIONPAPER.CA' to get your copy.
To comment on this show, and for links to more Climate Change Denier Debunkers,
just visit my fucking website 'STIMULATOR.TV'
Now chill out.
'Remember kids, you can podcast high quality video of this show
at Submedia.tv'

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