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The Stimulator VS Alex Jones
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stimulator on Nov 22, 2009
http://submedia.tv/stimulator/2009/11/20/the-stimulator-vs-alex-jones This Week: 1. Food Fight 2. No Deal for the planet 3. Hacking civilization 4. Running on empty 5. Greek Pre-Lube 6. Anarchy in the UK 7. The Stimulator VS Alex Jones
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- This episode of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine' was made possible by contributions from slaves like you.
- Spank you very much.
- "This is our world now, the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud."
- "We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias."
- "You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and make us believe it's for our own good,
- yet we are the criminals."
- "Yes, I am a criminal."
- "My crime is that of curiousity."
- "I am a hacker and this is my manifesto."
- "Ah? Right? Manifesto?"
- "You may stop me but you can't stop us all."
- "Now that's cool."
- ♫It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine♫
- Gooooood morning slaves
- and welcome to another sedition of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine.'
- The show where hacking is not for breakfast anymore.
- "He likes it! Hey Mikey!"
- I am your host the stimulator and if you enjoy a good healthy bowl of cereal,
- I suggest you start growing your own.
- The man your mama calls Obama recently nominated Islam Siddiqui
- to the post of Chief Agricultural Negotiator.
- Saddiqui is currently a Vice President at CropLife America,
- a lobbying junta that represents those franken food fuckers at Monsanto.
- If this creepy looking cousin fucker gets the gig,
- that would mean that the entire food overseeing aparatus of the United Snakes of America
- will be handled by Monsanto lackeys.
- You might remember that the FDA recently announced that Michael Taylor,
- a former Monsanto executive, had joined the agency as a Senior Adviser to the Commissioner...
- ...whatever the fuck that means.
- And just weeks after clinching the election, our new Commander in Shit
- appointed that Monsanto puppet Tom Vilsack to head the Agriculture Department.
- But Obama could give a flying fuck if your food is being made into fuel to run military tanks
- or if your cornflakes are spiked with jellyfish DNA
- "He likes it!"
- After all he's got Michelle tending to a sweet sweet organic garden on the White House lawn- paid for by you.
- Buuuut those yummy veggies won't do to well if runaway climate change is not kept in check.
- Obama has been working hard to hammer out a deal that will curb carbon emissions to save us all from imminent ecological collapse.
- "hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
- On the run up to climate negotiations in Copenhagen,
- World Leaders met in Singapore where it was revealed that there will be no motherfuckin climate deal.
- I'd like to see how Alex Jones and his cadre of Exxon funded climate change deniers tackle that one.
- "Submit to us and our Divine Will!!! We're geniuses!!!!"
- But more on Climate Change deniers after the break.
- Yep, our so called rulers have pretty much sealed the deal for humanity
- and the rest of the ecosphere.
- I hope you all like living in Venus.
- But wait, there's one last hope...
- "Hackers of the world unite!"
- "We know that cyber intruders have probed our electrical grid,
- and that in other countries, cyber attacks have plunged entire cities into darkness."
- The show Shitty Minutes recently reported that hackers had broken into the highly secured computer networks of the US government.
- "Some unknown foreign power, and honestly we don't know who it is,
- broke in to the department of defense, the department of state, the department of commerce."
- "Probably the department of energy, probably NASA..."
- Hackers could single handedly stop this machine we call Civilization.
- If you don't believe me, listen to this.
- "What happens when the attacker is not attempting to steal money,
- but to destroy the process that accounts for money?"
- "That's the real issue that we have to worry about."
- "To destroy the records..."
- "It's all record keeping. It's accountability of the wealth,
- and the movement of that money through the system that has to be reconciled at the speed of light."
- "So if you impact, contaminate, or destroy the data
- you couldn't have reconciliation and you could have a cascading impact on the banking system."
- "Could you describe the consequences?"
- "If everyone goes down to take the money out and it's not there,
- that's the issue. Since banking relies on confidence, what happens when you destroy confidence?"
- As my buddy Vlad once told me, the one thing that keeps our stupid reality going is faith in the system.
- If people lose their confidence the whole thing goes to shit.
- I know that most people out there will be shocked at the suggestion that our economic system needs to be destroyed,
- but the reality is you can't eat money, you can't drink money,
- and when you look at the core of our motherfucking global clusterfucks
- money is at the center of it.
- I'm not trying to oversimplify any analysis of the ills of the world,
- but if I had the choice of which domino I'd knock out first
- money would be it. But if hackers fail to deliver,
- peak oil is right behind them.
- An anonymous whistle blower and the International Energy Agency stated that:
- "The world is much closer to running out of oil than official estimates admit."
- Once again the puppet masters don't want the slave to revolt,
- and news of impending oil shortages could wreak havoc on our already weak system.
- Buuuut there are some folks who are impatient and want to get things moving.
- In Greece thousands took to the street to commemorate the 1973 Athens Polytechnic uprising,
- a student street battle that set the stage for the overthrow of the ruling military regime.
- To honor the lives of their brave comrades, anarchists clashed with police
- in what some are calling a pre-cursor to the anniversary of last years Greek Rebellion.
- 'Remember, remember, the 6th of December.'
- ♫ Right Now ♫
- ♫ HAHAHAHA ♫
- ♫ I am an Antichrist ♫
- ♫ I am an Anarchist ♫
- ♫ Don't know what I want but I know how to get it ♫
- ♫ I wanna destroy the passer by cos ♫
- ♫ I wanna be anarchy ♫
- ♫ No dogs body ♫
- ♫ Anarchy for the UK ♫
- ♫ Is coming sometime and maybe ♫
- ♫ I give a wrong time stop a traffic line ♫
- ♫ Your future dream is a shopping scheme ♫
- ♫ Coz I, I wanna be anarchy! ♫
- ♫ In the city! ♫
- Without fail, every time i mention Man Made Climate Change on my show,
- I'll get one or two comments from viewers that go something like this:
- 'Global Warming is a tool of the global elite
- to pass a carbon tax to enslave humanity, and when the lizards come...'
- Blah, blah, motherfucking blah.
- It might seem that I'm making fun of you, but I'm not.
- Well... maybe a little.
- But no one is born knowing everything.
- And I want you all to know that I wish nothing but the best for my motherfucking viewers.
- So this is why I will take the next few minutes to debunk
- one of the claims that many of my viewers have made about Climate Change over the years.
- The notion that a Global Elite invented the problem of Man Made Climate Change
- in order to institute a global carbon tax, therefore creating a one world government
- was popularized by that fat fucking radio talk show host Alex Jones.
- Now before I mince this argument to shreds
- let me se the record straight on Mr. Jones.
- Alex Jones is an irresponsible piece of shit and merchant of fear,
- who has gotten rich by telling fairy tales to scared Americans
- and selling them useless pieces of metal as their salvation to the coming Armageddon.
- I've been hearing the global warming hoax and tax bit since the era of George W. Douche.
- Now according to Jones and his ilk, Bush is part of the Global Elite,
- through the lineage of his family and associations with the Skull and Bones Fraternity.
- And to top it off W's Daddy repeatedly used the term 'New World Order.'
- You with me so far?
- If you were paying attention during the reign of King George you will know
- that W went farther than any other so called elite to deny and silence anyone in his government
- who would sound the alarm on Global Warming.
- Just ask NASA scientist James Hansen...
- "After my talk at AGU I was told that I had to have prior approval
- to speak to the media. For a few days I followed
- that procedure and they disallowed me to speak to national public radio for example,
- and they sent a substitute instead of me."
- Now why would Bush try so hard to silence Hansen?
- Isn't Global Warming part of their big plan?
- Maybe bush was fucking with us. You know, messing with our minds?
- "AHHHHH"
- "What are you doin man?!"
- "Sometimes that helps man..."
- But that wasn't his style. That dumb motherfucker
- was pretty straight forward about what he wanted to do-
- hook his buddies up in the oil and military industries.
- Exxon and the Oil Lobby are the main funders of the Anti-Global Warming disinformation campaign.
- And it's pretty obvious why. The crack that they push on us
- is the main producer of CO2, which has been attributed as the leading cause
- for carbon emissions. But anti-elite Alex Jones himself
- uses the same language as the Competitive Enterprise Institute,
- a think tank funded by Exxon that launched a campaign against Global Warming.
- "They claim that CO2, which plants breathe, was killing the earth..."
- 'And as for carbon dioxide, it isn't smog or smoke,
- it's what we breathe out and plants breathe in.'
- Wellllll fish breathe water, but I wouldn't want millions of gallons of it on my street.
- Know what I'm saying?
- By now you are probably thinking 'what the fuck does this have to do with Obama?'
- After all, he's the new puppet of the Global Elite, and indeed he is,
- but the reality is that taxing corporations for their emissions is not good for business,
- and Obama is beholden to the Coal Lobby, who would lose big money if they had
- to pay for the CO2 they had to put into the atmosphere.
- So far under Obama no Carbon Taxes have been passed, and no deal is
- expected to go through during the Copenhagen talks this December.
- So it doesn't matter if it's the Republicans or Democrats, Global Warming is not convenient for them.
- Remember that the US took a big old shit on the Kyoto Protocol,
- and guess who the US sent to lead those talks... Mr. Global Warming himself, Al Gore.
- Soooo what I'm saying is this- the world is not that simple my fellow slaves.
- Yes there are elites whose prime directive is more power and control,
- But trying to explain our dire state of affairs by blaming a few white men who meet in dark rooms
- is retarded. Thousands of scientists and experts
- have concluded that Human Produced Carbon Emissions are warming the climate,
- and humans are destroying the planet by over-fishing,
- polluting our rivers, lakes and oceans,
- cutting down the forests, mining for gold, and the list goes on...
- Yes there are elites and they must be stopped. But we need
- to stop kidding ourselves and thinking that they are these almighty eyes in the sky,
- that see and know everything. The elites
- I'm talking about look more like multinational corporations
- who control banks and the military; who destroy ecosystems
- for profit, and who love more than anything to see us fight amongst ourselves.
- These corporations are made of human beings just like you and me,
- and they can be defeated. But the first step
- in destroying them for us to stop being afraid.
- As I said before, our leaders have already failed to take action to save what's left
- of our planet, and we continue to obey them like good little servants.
- Now are we going to go on like this? Or are we going to ignite the Global Slave Revolt?
- And that above does it for this sedition of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine.'
- I'd like to thank the following slaves for their support in making this show happen:
- Jason Christopher AMBER Paolo Fatima Dorothy Steffen Cameron
- Christopher Flyn Amanda Stephen patrick Rodney Geoffrey Justin
- Will Jose Caleb Christopher Eduardo Mark Charlene Robert
- John William Matthew Edwin Nicholas Sammeka Paolo Gayle Alfonso Gwyn Vincent and Charles
- Pratella.
- I also want to let you know that my good friends over at The Dominion
- have released their yearly Special Edition. This time it's all about the Olympics.
- Just go to 'DOMINIONPAPER.CA' to get your copy.
- To comment on this show, and for links to more Climate Change Denier Debunkers,
- just visit my fucking website 'STIMULATOR.TV'
- Now chill out.
- 'Remember kids, you can podcast high quality video of this show
- at Submedia.tv'


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