Ehrensenf January 26 2006

Duration: 4 minutes and 18 seconds

Country: Germany

Language: German

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Genre: Public Service Announcement

Producer: ravenrocker

Posted by: xarx on Dec 16, 2006

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Hi! Our special todays greetings go to our chinese viewers
and we'd like to ensure, that we don't have any kind of censorsh-
[beeeeeeeeeeep]
Hello! Nina Pagrin
Managing Director Google Content Supervising
I'm just checking the contents of this show
- Katrin: [banging on door] Hey, what the hell?
- Let me in!
Aah...Google - the Chinese wall in the internet
Well, I think I came just in time.
Well...really - What's this supposed to mean?
Sleazy propaganda!
Or have a look at this: Abuse of cigarettes by young Chinese children
How do they come up with such garbage?
Ah.... well......
These pictures don't prove anything at all..
This....ummm... this is simply only a very thin dummy
which the toddler has warmed up before.
...get rid of it...
There is no need for your reproachful glance now.
It's me who has the Chinese on the phone all day
not you.
Thera are plenty of nice things to tell about China
for example these amazing landscapes...like here.
Well, there you goggle, don't you? You didn't know that before.
Do you see even one Chinese person demonstrating against Google?
No! And there is over a billion of them
You don't have to make a mountain out of every molehill (fart, in German)
Oh, this reminds me of something:
Have a look at this:
The Remote Control Farting Bear
It can [snorts with laughter] - it can fart!
That's funny - that's what people want to see...
[laughs] farting teddy... ###
Well... yes
I will sure keep an eye on them - these killjoys
And thats very easy now - thanks to MyStickies
the post-it notes for the internet
with them you can add remarks to each website
on virtual post-it notes.
And these notes you can review on a later revisit of the page.
Veerrry handy.... is gonna be bought tomorrow....
...this company.
Okay...what else do we have?
Mailbigfiles.com
I'm shure you would like that
Mailing big files - easily via this site
and not via email-providers, because there are often limitations in file size
or the whole account could be blocked when doing this.
hah - very funny! And who is going to control them? These mails?
No... away!
- [Banging] Hey, open the door! Immediately or I will call the cops!
And whom do you think they are going to believe?
You or Google?
Okay....Pardon me? Lectures at the Berkely Universtiy?
You can watch them all via internetvideo?
That's really too much! That is pure brain wash
There are courses to nearly everything. And what's that?
- We have a head... a body... and a tail
Such obscenity
No that makes the people over there totally going crazy
And afterwards they're going to be as respectless as our's
Like for example the students of the Case Western Reserve University in Ohio
They're playing their professor up.
the blackboards are playing respectively
[murmuring] no that's actually okay... I don't mind her saying that
Well... I'm going to get her - your presenter
And until I'm ready you're trying to catch flies with chopsticks
Yes - it's really difficult, but then you're at least occupied
and you don't niggle all the time
Okay, see you
I mean... I
see you
- Well... Come on!
That's been Ehrensenf
I'm Katrin
Bye
- There you are

Ehrensenf January 26 2006

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