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Лимонад - Lemonade - Limonado
Duration:
8 minutes and 43 seconds
Country:
Ukraine
Language:
English
Genre:
Animated
Producer:
Igor Tkachenko
Director:
Igor Tkachenko
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kurzal movies on Apr 16, 2009
Детектив от студии Kurz@l Movies
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- Lemonade
- based on the story by Lawrence Block
- Damn, I was sure that nobody's home.
- First called, then rang the door bell...
- I just came back.
- Can you believe my luck?!
- All week is like this.
- Tuesday my car's bumper got smashed;
- the other day I ran into and broke a fish tank.
- I won't mention how much it cost me ...
- Bad luck.
- And yesterday I bit my lip.
- Terrible, terrible luck.
- And now, on top of all that, this night...
- This night may end much worse for you.
- Who knew?!
- I can't stay in bed all day, after all!
- I know one burglar,
- he consults an astrologist
- before each burglary.
- He hasn't been caught in eight years.
- Do you know anybody
- who hasn't been busted in eight years?
- I've never been in prison.
- Of course, you are not a thief.
- I'm a businessman.
- I'll find that astrologist.
- And will consult him.
- If I get out of here, of course.
- If you get out alive.
- You are not going to shoot me, are you?
- What?
- What's the point in all this noise?
- It's totally unnecessary.
- I think two civilized people like you and me,
- can settle this matter amicably.
- I have some money on me,
- and would be delighted to make a donation
- to charity on your behalf.
- Do we really need to involve police,
- who like to poke noses into gentlemen's personal matters.
- In any case, I hope
- you don't want to shoot me.
- Why not?
- Blood on the carpet...
- your wife will be furious...
- Just ask her, I'm sure she'd hate it...
- Unfortunately, I cannot ask her:
- she's not home.
- And she won't be home
- for another hour or so, I think.
- Still, you could respect her opinion on the matter.
- And then, you can't shoot me:
- I'm not threatening you.
- And needless to say, murder is immoral.
- Well, that would be legal.
- How is that?
- You are a burglar.
- You broke into my own house.
- I can shoot you on the spot,
- without breaking law.
- You mean self-defence?
- All right, let's change subject.
- What is that?
- A jimmy.
- Interesting.
- It's a lethal weapon.
- I could say that you
- threatened me with a jimmy,
- and I shot you in self-defence.
- Of course, it will be my word against yours.
- But, you won't say anything -
- dead people don't speak.
- Will police belive me?
- What do you think?
- Why do you need it?..
- Do you want to... shoot me?
- Maybe I never killed before...
- Maybe I'll enjoy it or satisfy curiosity...
- Or maybe I've enjoyed
- killing enemies in a war combat,
- and now look for an excuse
- to kill somebody...
- There may be a thousand reasons...
- But ... you are a businessman,
- and I'm a thief.
- Correct. So what?
- I could steal something for you.
- Like what?
- A car, a fur coat...
- diamonds, market securities,
- damaging documents on somebody...
- No. I'm afraid
- we won't have a deal.
- Why not?
- First, I have everything I need.
- Are you able to steal
- a woman's love for me?
- I don't think so.
- And second, how can I trust you?
- My word.
- "Your word"...
- As soon as you are out of here,
- you'll renege.
- Even now, at gun point,
- you are somehow confident
- that I cannot shoot you
- without suffering consequences.
- So, regretfully...
- No!
- Really, you are of no use for me,
- besides as a corpse.
- What can you do, besides stealing?
- I can make license plates.
- That's not very valuable.
- I know.
- I often think: why didn't
- they teach me something useful in prison?
- There is almost
- no demand for fake plates,
- and making real ones
- is a state monopoly.
- So what do you do
- when not stealing?
- Oh, lots of things:
- go out with girls,
- feed my fish,
- drive a car,
- drink beer,
- play chess...
- How well do you play?
- Not bad.
- Plenty of leisure time
- in prison to practice.
- Then you could be useful.
- Can you play with me for an hour?
- Or until my wife is back.
- I'm bored.
- There is nothing to read,
- nothing to watch on TV.
- And it's hard to find
- a chess partner of my level.
- You are sparing my life
- in exchange for a chess game?
- Exactly.
- Can I hope that you are
- not going to shot me if I lose?
- Chess, unlike love, for example,
- is a game without dirty tricks.
- You are a good player.
- Thank you.
- Too bad that...
- that I steal?
- Never mind.
- I see, you got a new partner.
- I'm happy for you.
- Melissa, I won't waste words
- listing you numerous affairs.
- You know what you deserve.
- You killed her.
- Absolutely not.
- Isn't she dead?
- Yes, I surely hope so.
- But I didn't kill her - you did.
- I don't understand.
- That's OK,
- police will.
- To a real businessman,
- nothing is useless.
- When life sends you lemons,
- make lemonade.


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