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Transcript for FAWLTY TOWERS: THE PSYCHIATRIST
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| Time | Content |
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| 00:34 → 00:38 |
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh, I know! |
| 00:38 → 00:39 |
Hello...! |
| 00:39 → 00:41 |
What a shame! |
| 00:41 → 00:43 |
Hello, operator, what is going on? |
| 00:43 → 00:45 |
Oh, I knooow! |
| 00:45 → 00:48 |
I've been trying to get through to the speaking clock. |
| 00:48 → 00:50 |
Oh dear! |
| 00:50 → 00:51 |
Well, it's engaged. |
| 00:53 → 00:54 |
How awful! |
| 00:54 → 00:59 |
Well, it has been engaged for ten minutes. How is this possible? My wife isn't talking to it? |
| 00:59 → 01:02 |
Well, hold your head right back. That usually stops it. |
| 01:02 → 01:09 |
Right, the speaking clock's obviously taken the phone off the hook. xxx there's been a light shower within twenty miles. |
| 01:09 → 01:12 |
Well, you'd better not go on, if he's getting on the bed spreads. |
| 01:12 → 01:15 |
Unobtainable!. Bob's been cut-off. Obviously, he didn't pay his bill. |
| 01:15 → 01:19 |
Well, call me back when you've staunched it |
| 01:19 → 01:22 |
I don't know why she stays with him. |
| 01:22 → 01:23 |
Oh! That's pretty. |
| 01:23 → 01:26 |
Oh, hello! You got the guide. |
| 01:26 → 01:27 |
Good evening Mr Johnson! |
| 01:27 → 01:29 |
Good evening! Any messages? |
| 01:29 → 01:30 |
Oh, three, I think. |
| 01:30 → 01:33 |
Three! Everybody wants you, don't they? |
| 01:33 → 01:34 |
I wouldn't say that! |
| 01:34 → 01:37 |
Oh well, you're only single ones |
| 01:37 → 01:39 |
Twice can be arranged |
| 01:39 → 01:42 |
What Basil? |
| 01:42 → 01:44 |
Nothing, my dear. |
| 01:44 → 01:47 |
We've got enough bananas this week then? |
| 01:59 → 02:02 |
So Larry says: "You dont like me any more, why not?" |
| 02:02 → 02:05 |
And he says: "Cause you´ve got terribly pretentious." |
| 02:05 → 02:08 |
And Larry says: "Pretentious? Moi?" |
| 02:08 → 02:11 |
I ' ll just try that number. |
| 02:11 → 02:13 |
Oh! That´s awfully good, isn't it? |
| 02:13 → 02:14 |
Moi, ha ha ha! |
| 02:15 → 02:17 |
Did you hear it, Basil? |
| 02:17 → 02:18 |
What, dear? |
| 02:18 → 02:19 |
The joke. |
| 02:19 → 02:20 |
Oh, the joke, no |
| 02:20 → 02:22 |
I heard you laugh, I thought perhaps he was having a tea party |
| 02:24 → 02:25 |
Tea party? |
| 02:25 → 02:27 |
Oh, now I understand the banana reference. |
| 02:27 → 02:29 |
You mean you think he looks like a monkey? |
| 02:29 → 02:30 |
Only from some angles |
| 02:31 → 02:33 |
Well, from my angle he's very attractive. |
| 02:33 → 02:34 |
Atractive? |
| 02:34 → 02:37 |
You know, easy and amusing and charming |
| 02:37 → 02:40 |
Charming, eh? Let me say they're covered in charms. |
| 02:40 → 02:43 |
I've never seen so many medals round one neck in my life. |
| 02:43 → 02:46 |
He must be the bravest orangutan in Britain. |
| 02:46 → 02:49 |
What is the point of decorating yourself like that? |
| 02:49 → 02:52 |
But they're not just for decoration they have a symbolic meaning. |
| 02:52 → 02:55 |
symbol that orangutan can wear a dog tail round his neck |
| 02:55 → 02:58 |
Basil, you're so ignorant some times |
| 02:58 → 03:03 |
One of them happens to be a rhinos, once an ancient Egyptian fertility symbol |
| 03:03 → 03:05 |
Well, that was coming handy |
| 03:06 → 03:10 |
It's not supposed to be handy, Basil, it goes down to the dawn of civilization |