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(Seth Rogan as Kyle) I think you're making a big, big mistake. (Levitt as Adam) What? (Kyle) Don't do this. (Adam) What are you talking about? You said you liked this idea. (Kyle) You're gonna look stupid, man. You're gonna look weird. (Adam) Come on, let's just do it. [shaver buzzing] (Adam) Wait a minute. [clicks off shaver] What do you use these for? [silence] My body. (Adam) A tumor? (doctor) Yes. Me? Yes. That doesn't make any sense, though. I mean, I ... I don't smoke, I don't drink. I recycle. (girl) How do you feel right now? (Adam) Fine. Yeah, I, I, can't remember being so calm, in a long time. Would you describe what you're feeling as a kind of numbness? No, I describe it as fine. (Kyle) You're young. Young people beat cancer all the time. Every celebrity beats cancer. Tom Green, Dexter, Lance Armstrong - he keeps getting it. I'm moving in. No, Mom - no. I'm your mother, Adam. Exactly. Want a macaroon? Oh, thanks, I'm alright. There's weed in 'em. You got a prescription for medicinal marijuana? No, I got a prescription. Well, what's wrong with you? I have night blindness. ♪ We shouldn't have done this. Yeah. Big mistake. Using you balls trimmer instead of going to a barber. Yeah. I never wash them ever. [phone ringing] (girl on phone) Hello? Hey, it's Adam. (girl) Adam.What-what's going on? ♪ Um, just probably having a nervous breakdown. (Kyle) What are your chances? (Adam) He said 50/50. (Kyle) It's not that bad.If you were a casino game, you'd have the best odds. (Adam) That's what everybody's been saying - "You'll feel better", and "Don't worry", and it's all fine, and, like, it's not. You can't change your situation, the only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it. ♪ (Adam) Do you really think that a girl's gonna go for me just because I have cancer? For the millionth time. yes. (Adam) It's a great song. Totally. I have cancer. I was wrong. I was wrong. That was really cheesy. It was weird. It was weird like that. It's not - it doesn't sound cool. [Captions by Captionwire.com]
Duration: 2 minutes and 21 seconds
Country: United States
Views: 744 (661 embedded)
Posted by: ccwebguy on Jul 27, 2011
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