Ehrensenf December 13 2006

Duration: 3 minutes and 36 seconds

Country: Germany

Language: German

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Genre: Public Service Announcement

Producer: Ehrensenf

Director: Ehrensenf

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Posted by: xarx on Dec 16, 2006

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Ah ... 'scuse me. This might come as a surprise to you, but I really would like to get where I am going yet today.
I'm not one of those people who have had a bit too much Glühwein that you can simply drive around the block an extra time.
I do not need that crap for nightmares and hallucinations
Now that I have found beinart.org.
For you see, there is a whole bunch of surrealistic art there for you to see.
Haven't you always wanted to give your parents a painting to put by the one with all the grazing deer?
But while I am on the subject, I have got to say that you can't rule out the possility that the artists did not have a few in the Glühwein tents of the Christmas fair.
Hey there, driver....
Haven't you ever heard of putting it into third gear?
You wouldn't happen to be living in Northeim, would you?
Like these professional soccer players
Who apparently just moved in with their driving instructor
And the driving instructor and examiners got them driver's licenses
... for money.
... who used the money to bet on the Flensburg soccer team
Hey, where's the button for the heater in the seat?
What? You are still working on it.
Look it, I even have a heater in my mouse to keep my fingers from freezing.
It heats up to 120 degress [Fahrenheit].
Works good for heating water for tea, too.
And what are we supposed to do when it suddenly starts to snow?
Don't tell me you do not have Matchtracks on your taxi yet?
You just need to switch out your tires with these rubber tracks
Turns every vehicle into a tank.
Then you can park in places that meter maids can't get near.
I mean ... Do you have any idea WHOM you are driving?
I work in TV.
Well, actually, ... Internet TV.
I have to put on a show everyday.
We can't tape our shows in advance
Like they do in this hilarious sketch from Mister Show.
where a Moderator moderates a call-in show which is taped in advance
Or at least he attempts to moderate.
Because the audience does not really understand the way the system works.
Oh ... WATCH OUT! Oh my God!
Ooooh...
Do you think we could make a quick stop by the bowling alley? I really need to get a rosary.
Like the one Ralph Kluck in Michigan made. He has just created a 700 pound rosary
from 59 different bowling balls.
Now whenever he sins, he can simply knock over all ten....
--commandants at once.
You only know two speeds when you drive? - slow and life-threatening?
If you keep driving this slowly, I will be able to make my own Christmas tree ornaments at the same time..
For example, Gigantic paper snowflakes.
Something the fire department will really be very happy to see, don't you think?
Or this great idea - Let's make Christmas tree ornaments from our own photos.
No, I do not have to have a picture of myself right now
and I think the likehood that someone is going to take our picture in this taxi is about zero.
I'm getting the idea that it would be faster and maybe safer to walk.
Even Japanese Robots know how to walk
Even up a flight of stairs. You must have seen that already.
No, that was not a mistake - That was a stunt robot.
Neverthless it's good that they decided to do something about the embarassing problem.
Anyway if you want to make an even bigger joke out of this, now you can.
But not on my show! Use BubblePLY instead,
Where you can add your own cartoon bubbles to videos from many well-known video sites.
But I personally have no idea what you could say that would be funny in this case.
Oh well, maybe one of our viewers will come up with something
Because the ways things are going, they will have to do without me
And the video gaming tips today.
I have no idea how you are going to live with yourself after this.
I would not want to be in your shoes tomorrow.
You know what? Just stop here - I will walk the rest of the way.
Here you go. Keep the change. Use the rest for driving lessons.
Hey, lady, you forgot something!
That was Ehrensenf. I'm a cabbie. Bye.
Hey, let go of me!
What do mean stealing?
Sure, go right ahead. Call the police.
At least they drive fast enough.

Ehrensenf December 13 2006

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