Sister Hold on the show, Are You A College Student?

Ok! Let's welcome our guest Ms. Linlin! Fashion! Well! Well! Hello everybody, I'm Ms. Lin. I have just graduated from the Fashion University in Paris, France. Ok. Today I came this show Are You A College Student to teach college students "what is fashion" (she deliberately made grammar error) Ok, maybe you don't understand. Fashion may be too far from your reach. But don't worry! Ms. Lin: I came here today to tell you all...... Background: Speak Chinese! Ms. Lin: I don't want! What is fashion!? Ok. College student may not be rich. When you are going to a fashion party and you can't afford a taxi. What shall you do? Ok. We can take bus or railway. Ok. I'm going to take the railway. Background: Railway! Thank you! Thank you! My way to say railway. Thank you! I take out my railway card. I'm going on the bus. Lots of people are going on the bus. So when I'm going on the bus, I shall not act panic. No! Not fashion! Ok! My persnoal belonging has slipped out. Sorry. Sorry... Ok! When I'm giong on the bus, I shall not panic. Not fasihon! Ok. I teach how to scan your card in a fasionable way. Ok? Walk. Ms. Lin: Sorry. Sorry... Host: I keep it for you for now, ok? Ok, thank you very much! Host: Is this a flash torch? Ms. Lin: Thank you! Thank you! Ok, well, I'm on the bus now. B! A streching of the body. It is good for your body. People will think that you are so fashion! They would say, "When I'm like this, she is like that!" So fashion! Ok, when you are on the bus. The bus is crowded with people. Ok. There are no seats available. It doesn't matter. Ok. Fashion! I can hold this situation! Find your own pull-tab. Ok. Never never pose this way. Not fashion! When I find my pull-tab, stand firm like a horse stance. Ok, mind my dress. Horse stance. Ok. People may push you. People pushed me! Return to your stand by a "MOVE". People pushed you! Use your "MOVE". Let me hold this situation! Let me be the centre of attention of everyone on the bus!! I hold this situation, ok. I hold this situation. ok. I have taken the bus. I'm going on stage. Excuse me, my personal belonging. Host: Sorry. Sorry. Ms. Lin: Thank you! Thank you! I have a jet lag. I feel dizzy. Ok. Today... Ok, I'm all dressed up. I am going out. Oh my gosh! Not fashion! I'm not fashion today! I so want to look sexy! But I don't look sexy. Well, if I wore a pair of stockings, it would be better. But let me check the time. It's 2:30 am. No store is open. I walk into a 7-11. 7~~ 7~~~ Ok. They don't well stockings at 7-11. Ok. It's no big deal! But 7-11 sells simbalion. Well, you take out your simbalion. And don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! Host: Oh no! Oh no! Oh my gosh! Ms. Lin: Don't be afraid! You can draw your own lines. Pick whatever you like. Ok. Now you feel like you are wearing stockings! Very fashion! Very fashion! Pick your own stockings, ok? Ms. Lin: Well, you may feel like... Host: I feel like eating steaks. Ok, maybe you feel that stockings are out of fashion. Ok. This will never be out of fashion. I would like to wear garters. Ok. I feel I'm fashion now! Ok! Ok, thanks. I know it's not easy to learn fashion. But PLEASE cool down. Ok? Well, for some young girls, we could draw some hearts on the leg. Or the name of someone you love. Maybe... Wong... Or, anyway, something like that. Well, we are all dressed up! We are going to party! Ok, let's go party! You are there. I will attend a... ok... a beach party. I must wear bikini at a beach party, right? Ok, I have my bikini ready~~~ Ok, I'm wearing my bikini now. Ok, I'm walking to the party crowd. Today it's a beach party. Walk in. Oh! Oh my god! I'm wrong. It's not a beach party. It's Qing dynasty theme party! What shall I do? Host: What? What!?O What shall I do? I think about that, think about that... Qing dynasy theme party. Ok, I have to hold this situation. I must not panic. Ok. I transform myself into a Chinese princess in 1 SECOND. Crowd applauding and screaming Excuse me, can I have my music? My music. Play my music. Excuse me, where is my music? Erkang (the famous prince Erkang in a TV drama called Princess Huanzhu)!!! Erkang!! Ziwei! (Ziwei is prince Erkang's girlfriend.) Even if I'm confused with the theme of the party, I can hold the situation! Host: Haha... I can hold this situation... Ok. Maybe you will go to 10 party in 1 week. Ok, I will... college students are often short of cash... I know. I know. Maybe, let me check my purse. I have 23 dollars left. But never mine, my look is amazingly strong. Well, today I go to a fashion party, I am the centre of the attention. Ok, I have no money now. I take this off. I can sell flowers on the street with this look. Not inappropriate at all! My attitude is humble. Sir, excuse me, this flower... Ok, nobody will suspect you. You can sell flowers. When you have no money, you well flowers. When you got the cash, go to fashion parties. You are the QUEEN! Ok, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Host: Ok! Prince! Prince! Host: Come, prince, take your position. Ok, please show your marks, our judges!