FUNNY STEWARD SOUTHWEST AIRLINES RAPPING SAFETY INFORMATION
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Good evening, folks! Welcome aboard. SouthWest Airlines Flight 372 service to Oklahoma City. Those of you who have flown us before, know that we do things a little bit differently here at SouthWest. Some of us tell jokes, some of us sing, some of us just stand and look beautiful. I, unfortunately, can do none of those. So, here's the one thing I do know how to do. We're gonna shake things up a little bit. I need a little audience participation. Otherwise this is not gonna go over well at all. So, here's what I need, especially guys in the front, 'cause you know what's coming. All right. I need a beat. All right. All you'll need to do is stop and clap. And I'm gonna do the rest, 'cause I've just had five flights today and I just can't do the regular boring announcement again, otherwise I'm gonna put myself to sleep. So, You guys with me? All right. So, it's gonna be a 'stop, clap.' Come on, stop, clap, stop, clap. They all beat there. There you go. Keep that going. This is Flight 372 on SWA. The flight attendants on board serving you today:... ...Theresa in the middle, David in the back. My name is David and I'm here to tell you that... ...shortly after takeoff, first things first,... ...there are soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst... ...but if you want another kind of drink then just holler. Alcoholic beverages, that'll be four dollars. If a Monster Energy Drink is your plan,... ...that'll be three dollars and you get the whole can. We won't take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic. If you have a coupon, then that's fantastic. We know you're ready to get to new places. Open up the bins, put away your suitcases. Carry-on items go under the seat... ...in front of you, so none of you have things by your feet. If you have a seat on a row with the exit,... ...we're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it. You gotta help evacuate in case we need you,... ...if you don't wanna then we're gonna reseat you. Before we leave, our advice is put away your electronic devices. Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up. Press the button to make the seat back raise up. Sit back, relax, have a good time. It's almost time to go, so I'm done with the rhyme. Thank you for the fact that I wasn't ignored. This is Southwest Airlines. Welcome aboard! Thank you very much for the beat. I appreciate that. You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee.
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