Happy Birthday David (NEW Prometheus Viral!)
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>>What is it about robots that makes them so robotic?
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>>At Weyland Industries, it has long been our goal
to create artificial intelligence
almost indistinguishable
from mankind itself.
Hello. I'm David.
>>What can you do, David?
[David] I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me.
I can assist your employees.
I can make your organization more efficient.
I can carry out directives that my human counterparts might find...
distressing or unethical.
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I can blend in with your workforce effortlessly.
>>David, what do you think about?
[David] I think about anything:
children playing,
angels,
the universe,
robots.
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>>David, what makes you sad?
[David] War, poverty, cruelty, unnecessary violence.
I understand human emotions
although I do not feel them myself.
This allows me to be more efficient and capable
and makes it easier for my human counterparts to interact with me.
>>Is there anything you would like to say, David?
[David] I would like to express gratitude
to those who created me.
>>Happy birthday, David, from Weyland Industries.
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[Weyland Corp.]
>>8th generation, Weyland-type, technological, intellectual, physical,
emotional.
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