Happy Birthday David (NEW Prometheus Viral!)

♫ >>What is it about robots that makes them so robotic? ♫ >>At Weyland Industries, it has long been our goal to create artificial intelligence almost indistinguishable from mankind itself. Hello. I'm David. >>What can you do, David? [David] I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me. I can assist your employees. I can make your organization more efficient. I can carry out directives that my human counterparts might find... distressing or unethical. ♫ I can blend in with your workforce effortlessly. >>David, what do you think about? [David] I think about anything: children playing, angels, the universe, robots. ♫ >>David, what makes you sad? [David] War, poverty, cruelty, unnecessary violence. I understand human emotions although I do not feel them myself. This allows me to be more efficient and capable and makes it easier for my human counterparts to interact with me. >>Is there anything you would like to say, David? [David] I would like to express gratitude to those who created me. >>Happy birthday, David, from Weyland Industries. ♫ [Weyland Corp.] >>8th generation, Weyland-type, technological, intellectual, physical, emotional. [trademark and copyright information and restrictions - Twentieth Century Fox]