The Watch (2012)
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(Ben Stiller as Evan, narrating) There is an alien invasion happening. They're among us. ♪ [Billy Squire - "Stroke"] That's why I founded The Neighborhood Watch. Any one of these people could be an alien. Check her out. Looks like she's studying some new discovery. Should I put it in my flavor snout? Wait a second. I've seen this stuff before. (Franklin) Haven't you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice award? (Bob) Here we go. Jackets for The Watch. (Evan) Tiger with wings. (Bob) The tiger, flames, and wings, all on the same logo! It's like the Chinese symbol for shut up and dance! Franklin, what are you doing? Who are these people? (Franklin) Dammit, Mom, stay out of my room! Sorry, I was just trying to impress my friends. I was trying to be a big man. I love you. Shh. (Jamarcus) I have this one scenario in my mind. Sexy Asian housewife alone at night. Best call The Watch. Then she sucks... Okay, well... I'm also interested in that happening to me. (Bob) We're not going to let Glenview be ground zero for some alien invasion. (Evan) We can't trust anyone. (Franklin) Look at his face. (Evan) Look at my face. (Franklin) Look at his face and listen to me. Look at him and listen to me. --Look at me --Look at me (Franklin) Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us, but understand no one. Listen to my words, and hear his face. (Franklin) I found something. (Evan) Nobody touches this ball until we figure out what it is. [cow moos] Whoa! Jeez! That's terrible for the cow, but this thing's awesome! Okay, first thing in war that's lost is innocence. Yeah! (Franklin) If you see anything from outer space, kill it. Die. Die. [gunshot] This things a goner for sure. Who wants to snap one with the Lizard man? Here we go. Oh, that looks good. ♪ Aaaaaah! Whoa! [Captions by Captionwire.com]
Duration: 2 minutes and 16 seconds
Country: United States
Views: 1,267 (660 embedded)
Posted by: ccwebguy on Jul 4, 2012
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